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from: Ed_Zeppelin
10/13/01
1:18:20 AM
64.12.103.26
I know this is going to sound weird, there isn't really any way around it. I tried crank once, nearly 20 years ago. I absolutely HATED it. Now, I don't mean that in any way to be a judgement call or moral chest-thumping thing at all. I hate people who do that shit even more. What I mean is that, on a really primal level, having my brains scrambled, lizards crawling around in my chest and teeth playing castanet versions of "Flight of the Bumblebee" didn't do it for me. What I finally figured out is that wherever crank gets normal people, I'm already there to a certain degree. That realization has saved me thousands of dollars, but cost me quite a bit in terms of conversations like this where I have nothing to add but the eerie feeling that maybe I should try it again sometime. Maybe the "eyes-about-to-explode" thing was a quirk of the dubious quality back then, before they got the recipe tamed. (I think they were still making it with Pseudophed and Drano back then.) Enlighten me.
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