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Re: armpit hair

from: Helen_Shaver
10/20/01
9:22:07 AM
152.163.201.199

Here's a trick I use when I want to speak a foreign language but don't want to bother to learn one; make it up. "Los ninos de collegio esta puta pendejo cabron, chinga montecito alhambra rio dejenario fumar pinche los muy beano pollo madre!" (Just say everything real fast and mumble the words, and laugh uproariously at the end of each sentence.) Piece o' cake. ("partitiono de ho-ho.") Now you can pluck those pit hairs, baby, and send 'em to PPX together with a few polaroids of you in a skydiver pose, so he can make sure you're cleanshaven and smooth. (Hell, he might even ruffle your drawers!)

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