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from: Pit_boss
10/21/01
7:35:58 AM
205.188.201.209
You mean... ? Oh no... I hadn't even considered it... Goddamn wimmen have more holes than swiss cheese, and to think some people run out of places to stick their dick. <p>Listen, I'm in the HOME of "alternate fuck-holes" and I'm beginning to think I'm missing out on something. I've never even considered fucking someone's armpit. (Call me 'old-fashioned' ... ) <p>"Spread 'em, baby! ...No, I mean your arms!..." <p>What the hell does this have to do with high-tech classical guitar strings? Time to go back to making our own cat-gut strings in the basement. Keeps the neighbors on their toes. ("S'cuse me, Mister. Have you seen Fluffy?") <p>[Historical note: they never made strings out of cat's guts. They used sheep intestines. "Cat" is a corruption of the German "Kettenglammerdorpftungengruven," which means "get a life you fucking vermin, this goddamn thread was literary dandruff to begin with."
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