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from: Ramada_Dan
10/22/01
9:07:37 AM
152.163.201.202
Hey, Ramada Inn is okay. Take that back. They're like Motel 6 without the jizz-encrusted blankets. (BTW, a hot tip is to always request new blankets and bedspread BEFORE you check in.) My sister was a maid at a hotel and she told me they never change the bedspreads unless they absolutely have to. Now I ask you, how many times have you fucked IN the bed at a motel? Everybody fucks ON the bed. Besides, how many camel-humpers have been boffing melons or little boys on that bed? You can never tell. FUCK camels, I say. (Oh, and THANK YOU for finally changing the subject, however much of a rant it is. That guitar-string/armpit-fucking thread was too weird and I was afraid I would just keep adding to it until somebody shot me or something.) You may have saved my life. Yeah, FUCK Ramada. Fuckin' A. And fuck your armpit, too.
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