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Re: the mezkin food factor we're overlooking here

Ed_Zeppelin
11/3/01
1:33:11 AM
205.188.201.212

You know how I was talking about getting a kidney stone, and then getting a shot of Dilaudid and blundering around here for a few hours before I collapsed... well, I remember in the haze opening a box of wheat thins, and I was so pissed because they just make boxes impossible to open these days. I finally just ripped the flaps apart and then had to deal with the goddamn bag. After tugging and pulling, I got a sharp kitchen knife and hacked it open. After a couple handfuls I tried to close it all back up (I wasn't really in the mood for wheat thins, I guess) and there was no little slot on the flaps to close it, in fact it didn't make any sense at all. The idiots at Nabisco or whoever makes them had neglected designing a means of closing up the box. I got so mad I decided in the morning I was going to write them a letter about how fucked up they all are. I drifted off soon after that. When I got up I was still very much under the spell of the Dilaudid, but I decided I was still going to write that letter. I went into the kitchen to get the box and see who manufactured wheat thins, and when I opened the cabinet there was the box, one end all torn to shit, upside down. I had opened the wrong end. Whoops. Guess I won't be writing that letter after all.

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