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Re: not sure about this

Zed_Eppelin
11/20/01
11:00:54 AM
152.163.213.49

I found that site because Mick Jagger was on the Today show this morning, showing a video of a recording session for a children's album he's doing with his kids. I could not believe how much his youngest daughter, Georgia, looks exactly like the drummer in the band "Hanson" so I used the "image search" feature on Google to get a closer look. (See if there was some connection, y'know...) Well, let me tell you. If you turn off the "family filter" Google will send all kinds of weird shit your way, particularly if you enter the name of any body part in the search field. I've been having fun with that for months. It's like the computer from Red Dwarf, it's little brains are scrambled in a nicely surrealistic way. For example, entering "hymen" gets you all sorts of pictures of flowers, old Jewish guys, html tags and the odd beaver shot. Likewise "finger" or "head" will get you unpredictable results. "Jagger" plus "children" (in advanced image search) got me pictures of Jerry Hall, one picture of Mick and family, and a bunch of other weird shit, just page after page of it. Everything from strange drawings and vases to god-knows-what, one of them being a Greek statue of a hermaphrodite. So, clicking on that brought me to another page, and that led to another... twenty pages down the road I'm looking at dog collars, wolverine pups and she-males, still no Hanson/Jagger connection. Next thing I know I'm at http://www.dontblow.com and spent the rest of the morning there. I know it sounds strange, but give it a try. It's like how I learned to understand GW, take anything he says and go to the babelfish translator at http://www.altavista.com and translate it into Italian. Then take the results and translate them into German or Swedish or whatever. Keep doing this until you're sure you'll get random data, then translate it back into English. This is the important step: don't read it right away. Copy it, go to http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect and paste it into the second window, click "Redneck" or "Moron" and then you'll finally be able to get a glimpse into his wee mind. Send it to me, I wanna see too.

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