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Herr_Kringle
12/18/01
4:54:23 PM
205.188.199.189
Fucking wassailing Teutonic sausage-eating Schweinhunds. You can't tell me that hanging balls from a tree isn't supposed to symbolize something pretty goddamn evil, if you ask me. This Christmas tradition is derived from "Auf Weinersnacht," a pagan festival during which passed-out husbands had their leiderhosen-braten lopped off by fun-loving fraus, and family pets were castrated and their scrotae hung from trees to cure before being stuffed with ground hog-meat. This is the origin of "Frankfurter," "hot dog" and also the adage; "oh well, it could have been wurst!"
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