Look At My New Guitar

smiling now
dialup252-232.dotcomisp.net
03-11-07

well, today is the day
my new guitar is scheduled to arrive
the fucker cost me $745,
and I didn't even get to test it out,
because it didn't exist, not yet

its a Carvin DC 727
Jet Black w/Black Chrome hardware
2 humbucking pickups
with phase and half coil switches
and 7 strings...

I've never played a 7 string...
I don't know how...
that's perfect,
do you see why?

I got the idea from Slayfoot

it will alter everything I try to do,
I will have to learn everything from scratch that will save me a ton of work trying to be original, I'll have no choice but to be constantly original, that's why I'm smiling, that's why its worth $745 to me, remember, that money could have gone for
synthesizers instead...

but of course, a guitar IS a synthesizer, you knew that, right? you knew it in your heart, if not your head, yep, this baby will have 7 oscillators instead of 6, that's what a string is, you know, its like a drum head, its a MECHANICAL oscillator, and its velocity sensitive! with after touch! holy shit! no wonder that synth sounds like a guitar! it IS a guitar, being played with a sampler! so what I'm saying is... they're both a drumbox...

GET IT???

wait until you hear it !!!

Of course, the name of the new guitar is... CHUG7