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keep a sense of humor

from: rumour like a tumor
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03-12-13
20:44:16

be good consumer, buy the latest gadgets, press a ton of buttons, pull out all the rabbits, make them into habits, obligate your pattern, to things that ought to matter, relegate the garbage, set the guns to scatter, camophlage the ugly, advertise the pretty, compensate the needy, complicate the speedy, moritfy the lamerz, infinite disclaimers, instigate proceedings, arbitrate the craters, wipe off all the tables, turn them into labels, sell them to the stupid, syndicate for cable, sign the dotted lines, read the warning signs, get your shit together, pay off all the fines, keep your nose from snorting, tv news reporting, call the cops tomorrow, kill the pigs this morning, make your problems bigger, finger all the triggers, paper trail the money, stack it till its funny, laugh at all the geezers, scratch your nuts with tweezers, compensate the plastic, without the paint remover, propgate the obvious, without the use of rumor, fornicate the neighbors, eradicate the Taylors, esteban the Curetons, putrify the Purtians, microwave the taters, say yer see ya laters, master all the baiters, fish until you catch it, put it on the hook, run it up the flag pole, to see how it would look, call the local sherriff, tell him he's a wanker, call your mother every Sunday, don't forget to spank her, dig up all the bodies, throw them in a dumpster, add a pound of table salt, and vomit with a flourish, medocino cherries, chocolate covered boogers, take a new approach, light another roach, put off all your worries, slow down till you hurry, wipe off all your lenses, come back to your senses, get those letters written, open up potato chips, and feed them to a kitten

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