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from: Oxsan
63.231.228.25
03/10/03
08:32:54 PM
I think that all of you should read these edifying comments of Will Rogers--one of the greatest philosiphers of my time IMO:
1. Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a chow chip on a hot day. 3. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 4. Always drink upstream from the herd. 5. If you find yourself in a hole quit diggin'. 6. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your wallet. 7. There are three kinds of men. Those who learn from books, those who learn by observation and those who pee on an electric fence. 8. Good judgement comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. 9. If you are ridin' ahead of the herd look back every once in a while to be sure they are still there. 10. A mountain lion killed a bull once and ate nearly the whole thing. He felt so good that he began to roar and this attracted the attention of a hunter who shot and killed him. The moral to this story is "When you're full of bull shut up!
Love dad,granpa,ami
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