The Truth in Black & White

from: Elvis Tupac
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09/10/03
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5 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

3. Skinny does not equal sexy.

4. An occasional ass whooping helps a child stay in line.

5. Kissing your pet is NOT cute.

5 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Tupac is dead

2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.

4. O.J. did it!

5. Teeth should not be decorated.