+----------------- Bizarre Accident Reports ----------------+

from: Bud Zargood
cache-dr08.proxy.aol.com
12/10/03
06:07:54 PM

[Actual quotes from those involved]

"I thought my window was down, but found it was up when I put my hand through it."

"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."

"I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."

"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment."

"I was trying to get out of the ambulance's way when I hit the pedestrian on the sidewalk."

"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."

"I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he boun- ced off the hood of my car."

"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."