Re: Alanis is alive and well at Blackeyed Pea!

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13/10/03
02:17:30 AM

Following is a top ten list of some of the best excuses to get out of having sex with your significant other.

10. I'd love to honey, but I just banged your sister.

9. We're out of paper bags for your head again.

8. You haven't shaved in so long I'm afraid I'd feel I was making love to Big Foot.

7. You're 20 bucks short.

6. We're out of gin again.

5. I used my last sponge for the dishes.

4. Sorry, this isn't a conjugal visit.

3. I can't tonight, honey, I spent myself earlier today watching all those pornos.

2. Only if you put on this wig and talk like a Chinese hooker.

And the number 1 excuse to not have sex:

1. Your gynecologist just called - you still have crabs and you know how I don't like seafood.