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John Fagot, has implemented a "ban" on shaving

from: Kangaroo Court
10 Mar 2004
21:01:02
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LEXINGTON, Neb. - The women residing in the Midwestern town of Lexington, Nebraska better get used to bristly kisses from their male counterparts until mid-summer. The town's mayor, John Fagot, has implemented a "ban" on shaving for every man in town over the age of 21. Unless in possession of a shaving permit, beardless males could face being dunked in a horse tank or other absurd punishment. The playful law was put into place to get the town in the spirit of this summer's Plum Creek Days. A tradition since 1939, those found clean-shaven will be arrested and taken to Kangaroo Court, which is to be held every Friday starting June 4 and will include "trumped-up charges and fun sentencing," according to Fagot.

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