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Missy Cat was all over Mugtoe


photo and painting by Chuckwagon (on the wall above Missy's head)

from: concerned dad
12 Mar 2004 ::: 13:52:32 ::: dialup252-230.dotcomisp.net

Watching Missy crawl all over Mugtoe was borderline disgusting, she was wollering, rubbing him with her neck, but when she refused to bite the shit out of his finger, it kind of pissed me off. Why should she draw blood out of me, but purr to him?

Because of that I shudder to think of NeverForget meeting up with Mugtoe. He's too charming, he's too "woolybooger", he's too Sam Elliot, all he does is giggle and gurgle the whole time, and I have recorded proof of that. She needs to meet up with someone more old, mean, cheap, hard to get along with, and impossible to please... like me.

But definitely not Mugtoe. He's TOO nice, TOO funny, TOO generous, TOO everything. NeverForget needs to meet up with someone TALLER than Mugtoe... like me.

I am so damn glad Mugtoe is gay, I NEED Mugtoe to be gay. I don't think that makes much difference to Missy. I'm still wondering how he got out of here without Cat Scratch Fever. Many times he reached the Missy Danger Point, I said "Watch it, she's gonna hook you." He'd stick out his finger and she'd pet herself with it. That's usually not what happens.

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