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from: Sarcastic Sam The Examiner Of Ironics
13 Mar 2004
23:47:07
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It seems Democratic party nomination hopeful Sen. John Kerry earned a bit of ire from the White House earlier in the week when, in response to urging from supporters to comment on President Bush, Kerry responded, informally, "Let me tell you, these guys are the most crooked, lying group I have ever seen." The unusually vitriolic attack quickly made it into the mainstream news media where it reached the ears of the president. When told of the comments by Kerry, Bush responded by calling Kerry a "bucket of shit." He then held his hand, palm inward, a foot in front of his crotch and pumped his hips back and forth for the assembled press, saying, "Suck it, Kerry." Upon seeing that footage Kerry replied simply, "Suck what?" eliciting several 'Oooo dogs' from interviewers. Bush's supporters, now on the lookout for ammunition they can use against an increasingly popular Kerry, reported his comment to President Bush who immediately called a press hearing. "If that peacenik thinks he can undermine my public image with black, two-faced slander," stormed the president to reporters, "he can kiss my fat, Texas ass." Responded Kerry: "For a guy who spent his entire military career absent without leave, the president is awfully quick to start labeling people peaceniks." Bush: "Burning a couple gook villages and raping a few 12- year-old Vietnamese girls 30 years ago does not qualify somebody to be Commander-in-Chief of the most powerful nation on Earth." Kerry: "Neither does randomly invading countries who have never attacked the United States." Bush: "How would the senator like me to invade his face with my fist?" Kerry: "It would be a change from Donald Rumsfeld's ass." The president was last heard asking the IRS to make a special investigation of Sen. Kerry's tax return.
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