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Uncle Bob Liked That Joke

from: Nephew PPX
18 Mar 2004
10:05:28
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He laughed about 3 times longer than normal at that one, that means he liked it, and then he liked it some more. He's kind of old school racist, I'm not, I don't have a racist molecule in my whole body, but there's no conflict there, its ok cuz I look like him. We're constantly cutting up about Rosie O'Donnell. He'll say "that's enough of that" then he'll bring it up again. We've been laughing about which one is the "daddy" lesbian and which one is the "mommy" lesbian, and we decided the whoever has the most batteries is The Daddy Lesbian. Then we expanded it because we noticed on TV, when lesbians are getting married, its usually the fatter one that's the Butch, so now we're debating if its FAIR that the skinny lesbian has let batteries than the fat lesbian. Its very confusing and it just gets worse and worse. My Aunt Joyce is getting pissed off at both of us, so we sort of sneak around behind her back and ridicule Rosie O'Donnell mercilessly. BTW, be sure and understand the REAL REASON UB don't like Rosie isn't because she's a lesbian, its because she's a HYPOCRITE. She's publicly vehemently anti-gun, but privately she wants permits for her "bastard kid's" bodyguards to carry weapons. If it wasn't for the gun issue, I doubt if we'd even bother to laugh at Rosie, I mean, WHO CARES?

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