you are, ASSHOLE.... YOU are going... TO HELL!!! how do I know? how do you think? I bought your goddamn ticket... see this weird hat? yeah its kinda like a train conductor, except notice.... see the skull and crossbones? this ain't not regular train, ASSHOLE... this is a one way motherfucker... you DON'T need a round trip ticket... SHUT THE FUCK UP! despite what your mommy told you, you ain't Jesus Christ, you WON'T be coming back... see this hole puncher in my hand? its not a regular office style hole puncher, but its DEFINITELY a hole puncher... with my skull and crossbones train conductor hat, and my custom cowboy hole puncher, I'm ready to punch your ticket for you... and you DON'T even wanna know about it? fine with me motherfucker, but this train is STILL LEAVING and you'll be leaving when it leaves, dig me? so... what the hell is going??? YOU motherfucker!