conducting some kind of
illegal, classified experiments

infomania ::: rodent extermination 101

from: the conductor ::: dialup252-18.dotcomisp.net

talk about hit the nail on the head, I am breaking laws they haven't even passed yet, I am the Rat Killing Master of putzing aroud like Johnny Toolshed's uncle, talking to cats as if they were people... because they are... many of them are much much smarter than some people... some people are dirty rats and you KNOW who kills rats, right? CATS. I'm always yelling at my cats, "go catch a goddamn mouse and LEAVE MY SHIT ALONE!!!!!!!" They really like me, I think its the vibe, I'm on the cat wavelength, I'm like a cat manager, or "Daddy", if you will, I have the cans and the can opener, the keys to the door, the traps, the cheese... ah, the cheese... I could talk about the cheese for DAY S and DAYS, you'd never get bored, because the cheese is HOW you catch a fucking rat. And KILL it. Right now I need some ice cream.