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from: ex-huffy 10 speed driver
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I'm sick of writing emails to Huffy asking about replacing the CRANK and CRANK BEARINGS on my Huffy Mt. Havoc, a bike designed for little bastards to drive thru their mommy's flower beds pretending is a real motorcycle.... fuck 'em, gimme on o them thar SCHWINN thingamabobs, I always wanted a SCWHINN, SCWHINN is the best bike marketed for American boys, I don't want one of them sissy-assed fancy pants European bikes, you know, rhe "really good ones", I want the same thing I always wanted, a cool American bike so I can pretend I'm the pilot of P-51 Mustang, strafing Krauts and Japs on the ground as the scurry for cover.... oh but look, I've grown up, I have a big baggy leather jacket, and look inside! all manner of weapons, some legal, some not.... yeah, that's the ticket, sawed off 12 gauge pump shotgun, and a nice WWII baayonet, razor sharp and over a foot long, dig it, got ma a nive plastic 2 gallon jug of gasline, and a very cool chunk of 3/4" rebar, 18" long, perfection, and here's a few interesting items! a small 22 pistol, and a 9mm glock backing that up, and a black 357 backing that up.... Lord have mercy... where you going with all that hardware, son? Why I'm going on an interesting field trip, to reconnect with nature... I'm trying to "find myself"...
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