Wimmen

Wimmen

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a guy named Kurt and his girlfriend had been dating for three months, and the sex was getting dull. One night they're lying in bed when the girl says, "Kurt, want to try something new? It's very kinky." He says, "Sure." She says, "Stand over me and take a shit on me." He stands up, straddles her, squats a bit, and takes a dump right on her chest. She says, "Now lie in it on top of me and screw me." He lies on top of her with the shit oozing between them, and she gives him the wildest hump he's ever had. The next time they're lying in bed, it's boring and she asks him to do it again. He stands over her and grinds out a huge turd onto her chest. Then he lies on her, and they have another incredible fuck, the best ever..... As time goes on, Kurt really gets into it. He eats like a horse on the days before their dates because it seems the more he craps on her, the better the sex is. One Thursday night, he has the runs, so on Friday morning he eats some Curch's Fried Chicken and Jalapeno Cheese Poppers and washes it down with big red and a whole bottle of Kaopectate. That night, he goes to her house, they go in the bedroom and get undressed, she lies on the bed, he stands over her, and squats down and grunts...but nothing comes out. He strains a bit, and grunts, and then llbbt!...a little fart...but nothing of any substance. For a few minutes, he's pushing and grunting, when suddenly he hears her crying. He says, "Honey, what's wrong?" She says, "You're seeing someone else, aren't you?"

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