are you qualified to be a professional

are you qualified to be a professional

from: Andersen Worldwide
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The following small quiz consists of 4 questions, it tells whether you are qualified to be a professional. According to statistics of Andersen Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals failed the exam. Questions: 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to testify your qualifications to be a professional. 4. There is a river, which is infested by crocodiles. How do you manage to cross it? Answers: 1. The correct answer is open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you are doing simple things in a complicated way. 2. Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your prudence. 3. Correct Answer: The Elephant!...It's still in the refrigerator! This tests whether you have comprehensive thinking. 4. Correct Answer: Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting! I hope you got this one correct at least.

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