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I've always wanted a VP like you, you know... female? You could go on TV, razz the hell out of complacent wishful thinkers, then you could bring me my chocolate milk and tell me a story... I'm not going to be unprofessional and suddenly jump your bones in the middle of a National Security Coucil meeting, telling you Robar Adams style lines like : "there are certain guys who just gotta have it... they can't help it... they're born that way" or a classic Popeye-X attempt like: "its a medical emergency, I'm afraid I might be in the beginning stages of a coronary or an epileptic seizure, all I need is a sanctuary where I can park this rising tension and give it a chance to calm back down a liitle bit" or a I could use the old WMD excuse, (hands NF an aerial photograph of the prettiest heat-seeking missle on the block) "it may not be the biggest, but its definitely the prettiest"
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