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Claude The Fuck Up

from: crybaby geezer
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I don't know why I keep doing this to myself, I guess I'll get over it someday, I'll be damned if that little photo of Babycat sleeping on the Mackie didn't get to me again, I've never produced so much salt water in my life, even my mother's death doesn't do it to me like this. Of course, I cry about Buddy all the time, too, but not near as much as over my little sweetheart, Babycat. Who would have thought that little timid fraidy cat I was going to give away at first would end up being such a dear little friend? And look at Claude The Fuck Up. I thought for sure we were past the Past, he even put a picture of Buddy on his CD insert booklet. Now he's playing a game with his own head called "I Don't Know About That", very similar to that reknown self-bullshitter, Steve "T Don't Even Wanna Think About It, Much Less Know About It" Cureton. One time, on the phone, I was trying to have a conversation with Estebanita, The Casbeers Queer, (AKA Steven Earle Cureton) and I was basically trying to tell him that no one can steal from my poor old mother and expect to survive. He had a minor problem with that statement, I'm not lying, he said "Why do you lump me in with them? I don't know anything about any stealing!" I said, "Bob Cox has already TOLD me, you fool, perhaps you're not hearing me well enough?" He still denied ever HEARING about it. I said, "OK, fine, I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW!" He acted like he STILL didn't know what I was talking about, kind of an amazing feat since I was LETTING him know in no uncertain terms. That's when I said, "The point in time I knew for sure you were lying was when I told you my mom's name was Patsy, and all the money you're stealing is from her, you wouldn't like it all all if it was from Earl instead of Patsy." And that's when the chickenshit son of a bitch said, "Earl who?" This is why I try to ALWAYS call him Steven Earle Cureton, it sounds more like Lee Harvey Oswald that way, or John Wayne Gacy, or Claude Cayce Morgan Jr., or Robert Willis Cox, or Raymond Michael Taylor, or Wayne Donald Meals.

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