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Damn, That Was Fast!

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behringer is my derringer, I'll shoot you in the ass, so you don't die, but it hurts everytime you sit down, kinda like a West Side San Antonio Lead Spanking, the V-BassPRO rackmount bass modeling pre-amp has arrived, oboy, gear sluts, oil up your clits, here comes the latest 10 tit possum.

front view - this box is the Bass TITS

rear view - definitely a nice BEHIND

First surprize... ALL the knobs except the Master Output gain are CONTINUOUS, in other words, they turn left or right forever. The upside is they start where you're at. If this makes no sense to you, don't worry about it, its a synthesizer guy thing, just remember "CONTINUOUS KNOBS", it means they turn forever in either direction. I had no idea these behringers had CONT KNOBS, I might have bought it sooner, CONT KNOBS are good, those red NORD synthesizers have them, they're very high class. The manual says this son of a bitch has a MIDI synth in it, its supposed to be a bass guitar amp, apparently it has some bass IN IT. This I gotta hear. The manual says "actually this MIDI synth voice is the coolest thing about this piece of equipment" so why keep it such a secret?

 Answer: because only guys like popeye-x would want that, or even know what its good for. If you've never played bass in a live rock group, its impossible for you to really understand what this pre-amp is aiming to accomplish. But its very easy to get it if you just keep in mind the BASS is a very physical instrument, and everything a bass pre-amp does is a simple, physical process... it makes warmth and size on the low end...

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