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Onlookers gagged in horror as they watched a jaywalker's head being severed by a VIA bus bicycle rack. Unbeknownst to the inebriated victim, a large city bus going 20 mph develops enough foot pounds of forward thrust to pop a man's head off like a champagne cork, and send it sailing thru the air like a macabre mickey mouse in a glass house balloon. Investigators on the scene struggled to keep their lunches down as they hurriedly picked miniscule tidbits of Steven Earl Cureton's headcheese from what seems like every nook and cranny of the beleagered bus of blood. "I don't know, I was goin' about twenty miles per hour when I heard a muffled noize and about a half gallon of fresh human blood splattered across the windsheild, it was the grossest thing I ever saw, I wouldn't want my kids to see it". Meanwhile, a group of SA Youths gleefully kicked the severed head down the street like is was their favorite soccer ball.
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