This Calls For Serious Chachos
Contemplation And Compilation
From: chachos chingaso infomania

man, just looking at that walking in a winter wonderland, chipmunks roasting on an open fire, jack frost nipping at your nose, and all that... I ain't wit dat snow shit, or the cold, or the wind, or the heavy clothing, or the shoveling, or the fire building, or, or, or, or, and/or, etc. and so on... FUCK IT. I'm going to Chachos right now on my bike with my baggy leather jacket and I'm going to feel WARM, no matter what the fucking weatherman says.. I'm getting some fucking hot sauce, and then I'm going spend the early hours of the morning creating
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