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from: tick popper infomania |
today's kids are really perceptiveack in my day, it wasn't uncommon at all to come home from summer camp with at least 5 Rocky Mountain Spotted Oysture Ticks snuggled into the nooks and crannies of a young lad's scrotum. back then, to dislodge the little sucker with making them tear out a small plug of skin with their jaws, we'd put a droplet of LSD-25 on them, and let them trip on that for a while, they'd always loosen up, someof them even barfed up soe blood from the previous week, you know, that thick, dark purple hemoglobular tick nectar? yeah, a tick blitzed on dissolved window pane acid usually always turned into a puking blood blister with tickly little legs, a good Oysture Tick that's been corn fed on strong hallucinogenics can actually be an asset if you like flicking really gross bodily fluid type shit like booogers and snot blobs, and long stringy dreid tick pus, you know the kind that looks like the slime trail a stink bug leaves when its got colon cancer and it takes a big stink bug diahreah shit on the tip of your tennis shoe? might as well throw that motherfucker in the trash, or bewtter yet, throw it in a large campfire, a lump of stink bug shit contains a lot of flammable phosphates, kind like dropping a hand full of lightning bugs in a 5 liter can of anhydrous ethyl alcohol, and lighting that sucker up with a Bic lighter and tossing it in a passing car window.... major buggin' out, dude... |
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