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from: Al "Bubba" Beerstein
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Trailer Park Professional Engineering Exam 1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum. 2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? A.66 Ford Fairlane: B. 69 Chevrolet Chevelle: C.64 Pontiac GTO 3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of moonshine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the product? 4. A neighbor has a chain saw that operates at 2700rpm. The density of the trees in a your front yard is 470 per acre. The plot is 0.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweiser Tallboys will you drink while you cut the trees? 5. If every old refrigerator in your neighborhood vented a charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the estimated decrease in the ozone layer? 6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a Cinderblock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1 inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed? 7. A man owns a house south of Leon Valley and .7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has a sister with 5 children. Can each of the children place a mobile home on the man's land? 8. A 2-ton gravel truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph. The brakes fail. Given the average traffic loading of secondary roads, what are the chances that it will strike a vehicle that has a muffler? 9. A gravel pit operates a NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The Mine employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at the beginning of 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during the shift? 10. At a reduction in gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town that has been bypassed by the interstate to breed a country western singer?
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