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ULTRACHUG is OTTOTESTfrom: do I seem crazy to you? Better watch out. I understand everything you're probably thinking, I just feel I must soften the blow by telling you to brace yourself to be surprised. Even the Duke, who has seen it all, hasn't seen anything quite like this. the only thing that compares to it happened at the Macfarland house on Arcadia, in Terrill Hills. That's right down the street from Bob Cox. Macfarland and Cox used to be neighbors. You know how it is in those "scumbag" rich peole neighborhoods. Maybe you don't know. What's this OTTOTEST bullshit? Let me put it this way... you think I'm a silly jokester with absurd puns linked to horrible disasters? Check out God, He's the one who's the Wry Prankster. Verily I say unto you, blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God. And they shall also laugh their fucking asses off. See that cat in my lap? That's the infamous Buddy, the funniest fucking cat who ever made humans crack up. Lots of "tough guys" got their first cat after they came over here and saw Buddy doing his thing. He was Babycat's brother. |
