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Do You Really Expect Me To Believe That?

from: it looks good written out, but...
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05-07-08
23:24:30

plausible undeniability, the anti-thesis of impossible cause, is a para-legal term used to describe "west avenue poontag". it refers loosely to any "person with a pussy", regardless of shape, breed, or deeply rooted subconscious longing for some REAL dick, as long as it meets two fundamental criterion, namely A. can she fuck? and B. will she fuck ME? paradoxcally, the prefered answer is twofold: A. like a steamin' pig, B. she'll fuck you under the table. my list of COULD fucks has always been dwarfed by my list of WOULD fucks, that's just the nature of the game. I comes with only having one dick, at any given time. I don't have alot of dick to offer, but that's not the point. if its obviously one of those mandatory SHOULD fucks, then I promise to give it all the dick I've got, and it will be served up royal, with all the unabashedly NASTY verbal ornamentation only I can muster. I was recently told "its not the size of what you've got that makes it so good, its just the way you go about it"" this of course gets my attention, I ask "what do you mean by that? I'm just curious, after all, perhaps I said the magic come on phrase, and if I did, please tell me what it was! Can you guess what I was told? "Oh, nevermind the bullshit, just shut up and FUCK ME".

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