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| 55 I called upon thy name, O Skipper, out of the Tiki hut. |
| 56 Thou hast heard Mr. Howell's voice: hide not thine glasses at thy cry "Oh Magoo, you've done it again!" |
| 57 Mary Ann drawest near on the day that I called upon her: She saidest, wank not. Ick. |
| 58 O Professor, thou hast made clocks from coconuts and a car from palm trees: thou hast redeemed my life. |
| 59 O Ginger, thou hast seen my dong: judge thou my size. |
| 60 Thou hast seen all my clumsiness, and all their imaginations against me. |
| 61 Thou hast heard the Howell's reproach, O Lord, and all their imaginations against me. |
| 62 The lips of the Skipper that rose up against me, and the device against my throbbing starfish. |
| 63 Behold my gingerly sitting down, and then rising up; I am seasick. |
| 64 Render unto them a hot-air balloon that finally works, O Lord, according to the work of their hands. |
| 65 Give me five minutes alone with Ginger's tits, I squirt unto them. |
| 66 Persecute and destroy them in anger from under the heavens of the Lord. Drowning them in the lagoon would be a good place to start. Fuck 'em. |
