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I smell a coverup!

from: somethin' ain't right
67.164.61.245
05-09-23
16:31:09

Simon Weisenheimer was on the verge of breaking the news that laser-toting Nazis were writing "music" infused with "kill whitey" subliminal messages to be broadcast on Fox Movie Channel under the guise of B-grade movies, which are actually secretly coded messages designed to incite Swedes to violence. Suddenly Weisenheimer's dead, so's the guy who "invented" the laser (actually acquired from alien technology stolen from the Roswell spaceship-crash victims kept in black helicopter hangars in Area 51, along with Richard Nixon's signed agreement with Fidel Castro to assassinate JFK with flouride-laced bullets stolen from the Watergate hotel complex) and some guy who wrote music for a bunch of movies I've never heard of. All dead around the same time, just before the "hurricane" tries to bury Popeye-X's server in rubble and sewage. Aha! They think we'll never figure it out, but we know... we know...

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