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They're called ubersexuals.

from: Chadwick chadwick@gophercentral.com
152.163.100.131
05-11-13
00:10:53

I read an article the other day which described a new trend in American male lifestyles. They're called ubersexuals. To paraphrase from the article, after dominating US style and fashion for several years, the metrosexual idea of the modern male as someone who cared about fashion and skin care as much as a woman did is about to be swept aside by a return to old-fashioned, masculine values: fine wines, cigars and red-blooded heterosexuality. My question is, who the fuck are these people and what the fuck are they talking about? I've read about this metrosexual thing before, and really didn't understand all of the hoopla over a bunch of homos running around, going to day spas and eating sushi. Dress them up anyway you want to but they're still cock commandoes. But now the idiots who write tripe like this are talking about ubersexuals? Some frustrated hausfrau named Marian Salzman wrote in her book, The Future of Men, "Ubersexuals are confident, masculine and stylish, and committed to un- compromising quality in all areas of life." Some ubersexual examples cited are, George Clooney, Donald Trump, Pierce Brosnan and Bill Clinton. Ubersexuals my ass. I'll tell you who these morons are... George Clooney (vacuous camera whore), Donald Trump (bankrupt megalomaniac), Pierce Brosnan (God-damned limey homo) and Bill Clinton (philanderer and plumper-humper). Well, can't judge him too harshly for that second one. Tell me again, Mz. Marian Slutzman, why are we supposed to emulate these social rejects? Because they have money to throw away on really expensive booze, whoring and divorces? Hardly admirable qualities, if you ask me. The truth of the matter is that most men don't have time for this caliber of stupidity. We have jobs to go to, money to earn, mortgages to pay and families to support. Sure, we all like to spring for a descent bottle of wine and a good meal every now and again, but running around and blowing money just to look like some man's man is not something most of us have time for. Besides, chicks dig slobs. If they didn't then you assholes wouldn't be breeding like rats. Drop dead, Chadwick P.S. If you're interested I now have a blog. You can post comments on this at... http://blog.gophercentral.com/upyours.html

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