all the rats are back in mugtoe's possum parlor |
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from: something hairy and crawling |
I keep a huge box of mugtoe's chacho turds on display back there... its like bobcat piss, it scares off the critters, except for the tumblebugs... they hollow out his shit and roll it around excitedly, like its a cool place to live... I tell them, "don't you know where those turdballs have been?" they don't care, Sigmo liked it, I guess they do too. Have you ever seen a tumblebug? Really excited jiggly motherfuckers... they're so jazzed to be rolling someone else's shit. Look at the lowly stink bug... he walks by mugtoe's shit like its nothing special... just another turd. I say "don't you realize that used to be a Mexican plate?' The lowly stink bug just shrugs and keeps on truckin'. I may have to hollow out that room and convert it into a Princess Paradise, for NeverForget to dwell in. She can still post from back there, I don't need to know who she is. |
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