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from: Hugh Moore
64.12.116.70
05-11-21
23:50:13
A guy named Steve walked into doctor Mugtoe's office complaining that he thinks he might have a tapeworm. Doctor Mugtoe gave him a physical examination and listened to the symptoms, and concurred with the self-diagnosis. "I want you to come back tomorrow to start treatment. And bring a banana and a cookie with you." said the doctor. Despite the seemingly odd request, our hero Steve complied and returned the next day with a banana and a cookie. Doctor Mugtoe then said, "Okay, now drop your pants and bend over. This is going to hurt a bit." Although stunned by the turn of events, Steve dropped his pants and bent over. The doctor peeled the banana and with one deft motion rammed it up the guy's ass. While doctor Mugtoe consulted his watch, our hero Steve danced around the room shouting in pain at him. "Okay, one minute is up and we have to complete the second part of the treatment if you truly want to get rid of this tapeworm." advised doctor Mugtoe. Despite the pain, Steve did want to be cured and so complied with the order to bend over again. Again, doc Mugtoe took the cookie and rammed it up Steve's ass. "Okay, tomorrow I want to see you here at the same time, and bring another banana and a cookie." said doc Mugtoe. The now humbled patient, with tears of pain in his eyes, nodded his head. The next day, the same routine ensued. First the doc Mugtoe rammed up a banana, waited exactly one minute, then rammed up the cookie. And the next day, and the next day and the next... Every day up went a banana, waited one minute, then up went the cookie. After one full week of treatment, the doc Mugtoe finally said, "Well, tomorrow is the LAST day of treatment. I want you to bring in a banana and a hammer." "Not a cookie?" asked the very frightened patient, trying to imagine what a hammer was going to feel like. "Nope, a hammer." confirmed doctor Mugtoe. On the last day, doc Mugtoe said, "Okay, you know the routine". So Steve dropped his pants and bent over. UP went the banana, and the doc Mugtoe looked at his watch and picked up the hammer. One minute passed. Then two minutes. Three. Four minutes passed. Finally, the worm's little head poked out of Steve's ass. "WHERE'S MY COOKIE???" *******WHAM!!!!!!********
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