"This is great!"

"This is great!"

from: Hugh Moore
64.12.116.70
05-11-28
18:35:09

A sailor who has been at sea for several months comes into port and heads for a brothel. He tells the man at the desk he'd like some sex, but he doesn't have much money. The man tells him a girl will cost him $40 and a sex show $20. The sailor is desperate as he only has $5, having lost most of his money in cards games aboard ship. "You've got to help me out I've been at sea for months and I'm really horny. You've got to do something for me. Please!" The man thinks for a moment, takes the money, and directs the sailor to one of the upstairs rooms. Once inside the room the sailor looks around but the only thing he sees is a chicken. Desperate for some action, he resigns himself to fuck the chicken and quickly leaves. Two weeks later he returns, this time having won a few bucks on the ship. "What do you have for $20," he asks. The man directs him upstairs once again to a different room. Opening the door, the room is packed with men shoulder to shoulder all watching lesbians through a one-way mirror on the wall. The sailor's eyes light up as he watches and remarks to a man standing next to him, "This is great!" The man replies, "If you think this is great, you should have been here 2 weeks ago. There was a guy fucking a chicken."

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