A bull blowin' a bugle out his ass?

A bull blowin' a bugle out his ass?

from: Hee Haw
64.12.116.70
05-12-25
20:52:02

Two farmers at the feed store were discussing the local election for tax collector. One of the candidates was named Harkins, who was also the operator of the drawbridge over the local river. "You gonna vote for Harkins?" the first farmer asked. "No, I don't think so," the other replied. "Why not?" the first farmer asked. "Well, you remember that prize bull I used to have? One day I looked in the barn and there's that bull lying down actin' strange. So I asked the vet and he gave me some medicine, and he said it had to be put in the bull's rectum. "I took the medicine home but I couldn't find a funnel. So I seen this old army bugle hangin' on a nail in the barn and I used that. "Only problem was that before I could get that bugle out, my bull passed some gas and made a loud toot on that bugle. "Well sir, that scared my bull somethin' awful and he busted out of the stall, made another toot, then busted through the fence and went runnin' down the road. "He went down the road, runnin' and tootin' towards the bridge that Harkins runs. That fool old man opened the bridge, and my bull ran across it, fell in the river and drowned. "Now," the farmer said, "Do you think I could vote for a man that's run that bridge for years but don't know the difference between a boat whistle and a bull blowin' a bugle out his ass?"

21 20 19 18 17 16 15 14 13 12 11 10 X 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1