Popeye-X, The Big Do Nothing, Sips His Own Piss TWICE!

Popeye-X, The Big Do Nothing, Sips His Own Piss TWICE!

from: TRUE STORY
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06-01-07
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Everybody knows I bullshit a little... ok, A LOT... but I don't lie. Its not that I am this altruisticly HONEST person (although that is exactly what I am), its just not my style, the thruth is more in keeping with how I operate, its just the way I am. So what I'm writing now is 100% true. As, you may know, I sip 3 liter Big Reds or Dr. Peppers while I work in the studio and when I need to piss, I stall for time until its literally stinging my dick to finally go take a fucking piss. Lately, I have been using the empty 3 liter bottles and just whizzing in them, but always keeping them on the floor or even under the table, to avoid sipping them. Well, it finally got the best of me, I grabbed a 3 liter jug and took a big swig, not a taste, I'm talking MOUTHFUL before I realized... "oh my God.... I DID it.." and quickly spit it back in the jug. Two amazing facts: #1 IT DIDN'T TASTE BAD AT ALL! maybe 1/10 as bad as I thought it would. #2 I FUCKING DID IT twice! Good News is... I will NEVER, EVER do that again!!! Final Word: I swear to God, it didn't taste horrible, or even revolting.... just WRONG!!!!!

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