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from: Doctor-X
205.188.116.203
06-03-07
00:04:15
Dear Doctor-x, I have an oral sex etiquette question. While I love pleasing my lady, occasionally while in the middle of a "carpet munching" session, a hair gets caught in the back of my throat. I think hacking up a hair ball like a cat on speed at that special time might be considered poor taste. How can I take care of business and remove the offending piece of "carpet" and keep the mood? Sincerely, DarkRide ================================ Dear DarkRide: Preparation, preparation, preparation, my son, is the key to successful carpet munching. Right after your lady buys you a really expensive present, cooks you a fine, fine meal and finishes mowing the lawn with the second-hand, push lawnmower you bought for her on your last anniversary, simply hand her a razor and remind her that her "back 40" also needs a good clip. Remember, an idle woman is a demon in the making. -Doctor-X
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