popeye-x is in bachelor hog heaven

from: popeye-x 70.114.7.166 06-04-25 19:42:03

popeye-x, renown incurable bachelor, is now in bachelor hog heaven. his favorite TV dinner is on sale at HEB, 5 for $5. do you realize how long he can last on such a diet? YEARS... not that he doesn't have fantasies sometimes of being married to a beautiful wife who can actually cook real food. right now its just a dream, but who knows? an old dog can learn new tricks. the worst thing that could happen is that he would meet the love of his life and she would be addicted to the same life style he is! eating TV dinners and drinking Big Red... then he would never be able to escape his bachelor lifestyle from hell. if you are a beautiful, caring, hilarious woman, who loves music 24 hours a day, and loves being online, and you LIKE american TV dinners, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't fall in love with popeye-x! you'll only end up killing him!