the biggest possum I have ever seen

from: monster baiter 66.90.198.30 06-05-07 16:39:43

you talk about UGLY? gooooddddamn! I got eric's pellet gun, aimed right between that mf's eyes, pulled the trigger, and the pellet bounces off its skull and hits ME! this thing is freakin' HIDEOUS. I've never seen a possum anywhere near this big, its not in the house, but rather holed up in shed number one. that's where I take my captive women and tie them up spread eagled on the piled up lumber and plumbing. its so filthy in there, its totally a johnny toolshed the rapist headquarters. I wear a body condom and splash them down with liquid crisco. you should see them freaking out, not because I'm raping them, but because I can't keep going forever! I have my limits, you know. one thing I hate is the screams from the shed as they are eaten alive by monster possums. fortunately it doesn't last very long... only about 4 hours.