Uncle John's 4-Ply Bathroom Reader

Uncle John's 4-Ply Bathroom Reader

from: Uncle John
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06-06-05
01:10:25

One can write very easily in pen and ink on modern day Czechoslovakian toilet tissue, which is of the consistency of writing paper. German-made toilet paper is light gray in color and rather coarse textured. The brand used in railway trains is imprinted 'Deutsche Bundesbahn' on every single sheet. In England, museum-going tourists are quick to notice that each square of paper is plainly marked 'Official Government Property.' In some Scandinavian restrooms the extra heavy roll is simply too large to carry away. Mexico solved their paper pilfering problem in airport and bus stations bathrooms by not supplying any at all. Better be prepared and bring your own. Upscale European consumers are switching to a new luxury brand of paper - pre-moistened, perfumed squares, sealed separately in foil envelopes. [From Uncle John's 4-Ply Bathroom Reader]

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