Happy Birthday, Evil dr. popeye-x

Happy Birthday, Evil dr. popeye-x

from: Xal and Ke
84.185.229.242
06-06-12
02:01:34

Some birthday poetry for you.....enjoy ! Genesis 1 : 1:1 In the beginning popeye-x created the heavens and the earth. 1:2 Now the earth was without shape and empty, and darkness was over the surface of the watery deep, but the spirit of Popeye-x was moving over the surface of the water. 1:3 Popeye-X set : "Let there be light." And there was light ! 1:4 Popeye-x saw that the light was good, so popeye-x separated the light from the darkness. 1:5 Popeye-x called the light "Texas" and the darkness "New York". There was evening, and there was morning, marking the first day. 1:6 Popeye-x said, "Let there be an atomic bomb in the midst of some arabic terrorist state and let it separate assholes from assholes". 1:7 So popeye-x dropped the atomic bomb and separated the country under the bomb from the country above it. It was so. 1:8 Popeye-x called the atomic bomb : "cool". There was evening, and there was morning, a second day. 1:9 Popeye-x said, "Let the cool people in the world be gathered to one place and let uncool people go fuck themselves.". It was so 1:10 Popeye-x called the cool people "friends" and the uncool people "game". Popeye-x saw that it was good. 1:11 Popeye-x said, "Let the cool people create music: synth freaks making Reaktorized stuff according to their kinds, and guitarists bearing four or five dicks with solos in it according to their kinds." It was so. 1:12 The people produced great music. synth freaks yielding freakedout music according to their kinds and guitarists spewing solos according to their kind. Popeye-x saw that it was good. 1:13 There was evening, there was morning, a third day. 1:14 Popeye-x said, "Let there be dope in the expanse of humanity, to separate boredness from inspiration, and let them be signs to indicate relaxedness, freakedoutness and inspiredness. 1:15 and let them serve as fire for the creative spark to give light to life on earth." It was so. 1:16 Popeye-x grew two kinds of great pot - The stronger pot to rule over inspiration and the lesser pot to rule over sleep. He made the resinous extract also. 1:17 Popeye-x placed the pot in the hands of the cool people on earth to shine on their inspiration, 1:18 to preside over the day and night, and to separate inspiration from well-deserved sleep. Popeye-x saw that it was good. 1:19 There was evening, and there was morning, a fourth day. 1:20 Popeye-x said, "Let the water swarm with swarms of to-be-barbecued fish, and let edible birds flyy above the earth across the expanse of the sky." 1:21 Popeye-x created the great tasty sea creatures and every living and moving thing with which the water swarmed, according to their kinds, and every barbecuable bird according to its kind. Popeye-x saw that it was good. 1:22 Popeye-x blessed them and said, "Be fruitful and multiply and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds multiply on the earth." 1:23 There was evening, and there was morning, a fifth day. 1:24 Popeye-x said, "Let the land produce other barbecuable foodstuffs according to their kinds: pork chops, steaks, and wild sausages, each according to its kind." It was so. 1:25 Popeye-x made the wild sausages according to their kinds, the pork chops according to their kinds, and all the steaks that sizzle on the grill according to their kinds. God saw that it was good. 1:26 Then Popeye-x said, "Let us make women in the image and likeness of our wet dreams, so they may rule over the catching of the fishes of the sea and the birds of the air, over the porkchops, and over all the earth, and ove all tasty foodstuffs that move on the earth." 1:27 Popeye-x created womankind in the image of his own wet dreams, in the image of popeye-x's dreams, he created them, blonde and brunette he created them. 1:28 Popeye-x blessed them and said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply! Fill my bedroom and subdue it! RUle over the preparation of the fish of the sea and the birds of the air and every steak that sizzles on the grill." 1:29 Then popeye-x said, "I now give you every mushroom-shaped dick on the face of the entire earth and every testicle that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for fucking. 1:30 And to all the foodstuffs of the earth, and to every bird of the air, and to all the steaks that sizzle on the grill - everything that has the breath of life in it - I give every green plant for smoking." It was so. 1:31 Popeye-x saw all that he had made - and it was very good! There was evening, and there was morning, the sixth day. 1:32 The heavens and the earth were completed with everything that was in them. 1:33 By the seventh day Popeye-x finished the work that he had been doing, and he ceased on the seventh day all the work that he had been doing. 1:34 Popeye-x blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he ceased all the work that he had been doing in creation.

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