Corky done good! Good boy!

Corky done good! Good boy!

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06-06-18
09:40:03

You know why they don't have jumprope as an event at the special olympics? Because all the smug, caring onlookers and doting parents would laugh their asses off, that's why. They couldn't help it. Imagine the effect that would have on the retards, who would run around bawling and freaking out because they were being laughed at. See? They couldn't help it, either. It's human nature, no matter how fucked up/stupid you are. Worse, it would undo all those hours of patiently encouraging the slack-jawed drooling mongos to perform even the most menial task the rest of us take for granted. All those smiling, patient caregivers giving little golf-claps of encouragement with cries of "good for you! At least you tried!" would be washed away by just one attempt at getting the 'tards to do something simply for the ugly fun of it being fun to watch. All those parents and onlookers, pointing at Corky and guffawing as he flails about trying to jump the rope and winding up bouncing his thick head off the tarmac, and the poor retard is ruined forever, emotionally scarred, afraid and angry. It's kitten-kicking time for Corky. That's kinda how you are, with your cut-and-paste obituaries of useless dead denizens (with the exception of Billy Preston). Trust me, "rage" wasn't my motivation. I'm just the guy who handed you a jumprope.

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