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from: Toe up
69.155.213.233
06-07-27
22:19:34
The kids call his mom Bob, after SpongeBob, cuz she drives a little yellow truck. She scraps metal, mows lawns and does eviction work for a livin, and she's tough as a boot with no time for any bullshit. I said, "Love you, baby," the way I say I love watermelon or buttermilk pie or somethin like that, and he handed her the phone. "What's this 'I LUUUUUUUUV YOU SHIT!!!???!! THAT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE ME WANNA CORNROW THE HAIRS ON YER ASS, BOY!!!!" Well, it took a while to explain to her that that's just GoogooToeTalk for "I like you just fine and you got the sweetest piece of ass I've had since ten years before Sigmo showed up," which he sho nuff does, fo real.
