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Re: the olny problem is wasting my time googling "Fun facts about a Possum's lifespans"

from: don't try this at home, kids
67.164.61.245
06-08-02
13:56:11

I had the staff in the obit department consult the original Coroner's report, which actually listed the age as "1." It was a fault in our new computerized cut-and-paste compositor, which had a blown O-ring in the framistator generation unit. Bernie from down on the printing level came up and fixed it with a few well-placed kicks and a spritz of WMD-40. We've notified the research dept. as to the possum's lifespan issue, and issued formal apologies to the entire Possum family for our grievous error, which we blamed on computer problems rather than the actual truth (which is that only a real humorless fuckwit would read that and rush off to google the lifespan of a possum, as if it mattered).

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