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I'm kinda new in town, I don't really know which band to give a blow job at their gig, or even what gig...

from: newbie
208.100.201.244
06-08-03
11:46:13

I'm sort of homeless at the moment, I just got to town, but almost immediately I started seeing hand carved band promos, carved right in the tree bark where I usually shit in the woods (and give head), and the this band "TEXAS HAIR BALL" seems to be popping up everywhere! Now tell the truth, are they just another wanna be just like a Steven Earl Cureton "produced by cocaine and stolen money" bands? You know, those wanna be Bobbin' For Cox COCKSUCKER CONSPRIRACY bands? IF so, I really can't wait to gurgle down a drug flavored load of their armpit aroma cum. If you're thinking I'm a groupie, your dead wrong, I'll tell you straight up front...I WILL NOT FUCK YOU , ok? I will be happy to eat the skidmark out of your shorts.... if you wear any! HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAH

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