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from: Eve Stirwin
06 Sep 2006
02:41:51
67.164.61.245
Absolutely great advice. Makes sense. But there's one big hole in your theory, a hole about the size a foot-long "stinger" on the end of a six-foot whip-tail attached to a 500 lb. stingray who's "flying" as fast as it can in the water to get away from what it considers a threat would leave in your aorta: it left. Vamoosed. Gone, split. (That was the general idea.) I have a very strong suspicion that Steve Irwin didn't pull the stinger out of his heart (they're not detachable, Dr. Doolittle), the stingray did. I don't think Steve paddled furiously to catch the stingray (not far, anyway) and re-insert the damn thing in his chest, then lug the fucker topside, toss it on the boat, stick his face into the nearest camera and say "Crikey! That was close! Always rememba, kids, don't troi this at 'ome! And if the stingray pierces your hot with it's bob, give it a reach-around and tow it to the boat quick! Danja danja danja!"
