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Dear Deviants.......

from: Chadwick
26 Sep 2006
12:16:06
206.254.146.2

Dear Deviants,........ So anyway, I read that Japan is passing legislation to outlaw the sale of previously worn panties. My question is,how big of an industry does this have to be before the government sits up and says, "Hey, the rest of the world thinks we're a bunch of sick fucks over here. We've got to do something about this." ............ Those slant-eyed sickos........... So as not to discuss something from an uninformed viewpoint, I went online and did a little research into the slightly damp and musky world of worn panty sales. To my surprise I didn't have to dig very far. In fact, one of the first pages to pop up was a professionally designed, apparently successful site that featured mostly American girls, who, somewhat disturbingly, refer to themselves as panty sellers................... I don't know what kind of weird shit the Japs are buying, but the "products" I found on this site were on the other side of disturbing. Panties, okay, I can appreciate that just for the kink value, but if you're willing to cough up the coinage you can be the proud owner of.................. * Panties------------ This is the flagship product. The classics never die. It's simple, elegant and slightly crusty where it counts. Of course, they're guaranteed to be worn for 24 hours. Yours for the low, low price of only $19.99!............ * Well Worn Panties---------------- Two days are better than one. Plus, the panty seller will wear them to the gym under her workout clothes. These are bordering on offensive, folks, well worth the $23!............ * Pee Pee Panties----------------- If sex is synonymous with incontinence in your dictionary, then you have to have these aromatic beauties. Worn for a full 24 hours, and then, when she can't hold it any longer, your sexpot will relieve herself without bothering to take them off. $25................ * Worn Bra--------------------- For the more pedestrian collector, the worn brassiere provides a delicate flavor of feminism. A mere $30!............ * FEATURED FETISH... Worn Socks!------------------- Folks, no description I could write will match your own fevered imaginations. You can enjoy the bouquet of those little pink toes curled up in their socks for 1 day $12, 2 Days $18, or 3 Days $24............. * NEW! Week Old Bed Sheets--------------- I swear to God this is the original ad copy... "I'll sleep on it for one whole week! When you get it in the mail you can cuddle up in it at night and smell my scent! Only $40 and well worth it!" Yeah, but what if you're seller is some redneck who smells like cowshit?............. * Chewed Up Brownie-------------- There's really no excuse for this. I'm not sure who should be medically sterilized here, the soulless whore who will do absolutely anything for a profit or the sexual mutant who's brainless enough to spend $20 on pre-masticated baked goods....................... As a final note, I don't want any of you weirdoes asking me on what web page I found this shit. Chances are many of you are already customers.............. I need a drink,............ Chadwick................ ____________________________________________________________

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